You may contact me at: ryan [at] ryanbruner [dot] com
However, please only contact me if you are actually human. Also, please no offers for larger...umm... anatomical parts. Oh, and no sob stories about how your rich great uncle died, leaving a fortune that some terrible king or general or someone is trying to get their hands on and therefore you need my help in transferring funds to an account in the U.S., and how I'll make $1,000,000 off the endeavor. It would be a waste of your time, and mine. Thank you!